Blah blah blah I’m a dirty tramp
I really need to stop reading crap on the Internet. I waste at least an hour every day on the following terrible websites:
www.textsfromlastnight.com It makes me sad for humanity.
College students are dirty, dirty little creepos.
whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com This wonderful site also makes me sad for humanity, namely every child who has ever had really really dumb parents.
My favorite is the kid eating the barrel of a gun. Classic comedy, my friends.
myparentsjoinedfacebook.com It’s funny, mostly because my mom is on facebook.
Luckily, my mom doesn’t quite know how to use it yet.
www.fmylife.com is just sad. But funny. I love laughing at the misfortune of others.
Someone please give me a book to read.
